13 Super gross things that only happen to girls

3. Stank Undies

Men have stank undies, usually because of skid marks. But boxers are made of thick cotton and can hide trouble spots, and tightie-whities can be bleached. Girls who wear thongs have the stankest panties of them all. Since a thong gets shoved up a girl’s crack, it comes in contact with every bodily fluid imaginable. Since thongs are so tiny, they don’t get cleaned well in the washing machine. Over time, girls wind up with two distinct sections on their thongs: the front has a yellowish discoloration due to the “milky white discharge” we learned about in health class, while the back always has a brown spot. This brown spot leads to many infections, from yeast infections to UTIs. What’s even more repugnant is that girls will trade undies.