15. Your pubes
Are out of control (we’d rather wait until we get to the bathroom to floss, thank you) or hairless.
Urgg. Turkey neck.
That is all.
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16. It’ll give us chin rash
Because you shaved your pubes two days ago and now it’s stubbly.
Which is categorically not conducive to fun sex or long-lasting blow jobs.
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