8. The LGBT Community
John Mayer tried to give a logical explanation for why he doesn’t do drugs anymore by saying that the last time he was high, he went to a pet shelter to adopt an “army” of cats. He tried to get the animals to function as a unit in the parking lot of the shelter, and started using “classic” military tactics to get the cats to obey, such as calling them “f*ggots.” As he was giving the kittens their marching orders, a group of people from the LGBT community passed by and heard Mayer’s offensive slurs. John (who, of course, was still high), tried to explain to the people that he was simply trying to lead his army of cats into victory. The bystanders continued to show their disdain for Mayer, and one of the cats, who was very sick, died in the parking lot. Even when he’s being extremely weird, he still manages to offend someone.
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