8. Sex With A 440-Pound Virgin
So, what do you do when you’re a 440-pound 21-year-old virgin from New York? Well, when you have a girlfriend and you’re watching TV under her bedsheets one night, it is a big green light to sow your oats. They decided to go for it with the standard missionary position. The only problem was, they were on a twin size bed and with the boyfriend on the bigger side, he got a little too excited and a little too sweaty. When he over-thrusted, he sent his girlfriend’s head through the wall. After a few whoozy moments and a headache, they had to head to the ER and explain the mishap. Well, having your head get rocketed through drywall is not an easy explanation when you arrive at the ER. They managed to explain what happened and he fortunately was not arrested for battery.
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