6. Power Tool Vibrator
So vibrators have long since been used to pleasure women. But some women aren’t satisfied. In this fateful incident, an American woman decided that her vibrator lacked the kind of power she required to have the ultimate satisfaction she craved. So naturally, she hooked up a power saw to her vibrator, comically thinking she would get the most bang for her buck. As common sense would tell anyone, hooking up a sharp power tool to something that’s going by your privates is never a good idea. This woman found out the hard way and had to be rushed to the hospital with numerous cuts to her privates and inner thighs. Only one word can describe this: Darwinism.
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