5. Put A Ring On It
Sure, sex toys can be a fun way to spice up your sex life. And men are constantly looking for varying ways to satisfy their spouses. So what happens when you create your own kind of sex toy and place an 8-inch steel ring on your penis and it gets stuck? Well, that’s when you head to the ER with an erection that is frozen in time due to the restricted blood flow. Doctor’s saw this mess in Chicago and had to send an intern out to Home Depot to get a special diamond-tipped saw to remove the silly contraption. The man had to sign a document giving the doctors permission to cut his penis off. The doctor had even more concerns as they were cutting off the metal ring and had to worry about the curtains catching fire from the sparks flying all over. Needless to say, when you have to sign your penis away, I’d say you did something pretty stupid.
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