Reasons Shouldn’t to date a girl from the bar – Being single is not easy, and the most desperate hour is here. You suffered through Christmas—and being alone really sucked. There was the office party, which required a guest, and everyone else brought their mate. You showed up empty handed, flirted awkwardly with coworkers, did too many shots and wound up passing out during your Uber ride home.
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Then the family got together, and the grandparents, aunts and uncles kept prodding, asking questions, and wondering why such an eligible young man was still single. You wanted to be proud and happy, but instead became frustrated and depressed, which led to even more drinking. You woke up hung over, feeling worse than before, and praying that the holidays would just end already.
Then New Years came, with the midnight countdown, the big apple drop, more booze and anticipation. If you had a girlfriend that night, the midnight kiss chemistry could have sent your relationship rocketing upward, sending you into a blissful future with a house, a dog, even kids down the road – who knows? But you had nobody, and considered making out with your hand, because anything would have been better than watching everybody kiss their sweeties when the clock struck twelve.
And now it’s 2016, and there are only a few weeks left until the most dreaded of all… Valentine’s Day. You’ve already suffered enough, yet here comes the mother of all romantic pressures, the pride-killer, third strike, confidence-squashing final blow. You can’t be single anymore. You just can’t let that happen!
So like any red-blooded young man, you start searching high and low for a girl that might be able to tolerate you, but you fail and fail, and are forced to settle for the lowest of lows.
The bar girl.
We totally understand your plight, but surviving alone or retrying another option may actually be the better path. Here are 10 reasons why you should never date that girl from the bar.
10. Disease
This girl has slept with a lot of dudes. Everybody has “the number” but yours is much lower than hers, guaranteed. In fact, you could probably triple your number (not even the real one, just the one you tell the guys) and hers will still beat yours. And with high numbers come high risks. She probably has something nasty going on down there, and you won’t realize it for weeks. She and Valentine’s will be long gone and then a most unwanted souvenir will surface. And it’s not worth it. Going to the doctor, taking off your pants and asking “What’s this?” Not good. Being single is less humiliating than that for sure.
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