6. Vince Neil
Forget the fact that Vince crashed his car while driving drunk and killed his best friend. Forget the fact that Mom saw him praying on The Surreal Life with M.C. Hammer and got all teary-eyed about how he’d turned his life around. Moms have memories like elephants. If you try to bring Vince home for a nice little backyard barbeque, Mom’s gonna finally put it together that this is the dude from that devil-worshipping, Motley Crue heavy metal band who drank more Jack, snorted more blow and shot up more heroin than is humanly possible. Trust us, she will. Moms are like that.
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