5. Mike Tyson
Iron Mike is pretty much a joke nowadays, mostly known for weird appearances in stuff like The Hangover and, oh yeah, being stone-cold crazy. But he was once the most dangerous man on the planet and Mom never liked boxing. All that blood, you know, all that senseless violence. She’s probably aware that he spent a long time in prison too. Moms don’t like entertaining your friends who went to prison, unless you grew up with them, and even then you’ll hear about it from Mom later. Your best bet would be to introduce Mike as some Pacific Islander exchange student and watch Mom try to be all PC as she asks him about his face tattoo.
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