4. Keith Richards
As Denis Leary once famously said, “Kids can’t do drugs; Keith Richards already did them all.” Your Mom probably grew up with the Stones as the soundtrack to her youth. So she knows all about what a bad boy Keef is. And she never liked him anyway. Sure, he wrote great songs, but he was always so naughty. And creepy. Even when she was young he reminded her of a lecherous heroin vampire. And anyway, he’s no Mick.
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