12. John Mayer
If you bring John Mayer home you might want to text or call ahead to Mom and tell her to hide your sisters (and the neighbor’s girls and the other moms). You see, John’s got a big thing for the ladies- he’s dated pretty much, well, all of them. And he has an unfortunate habit of publicly talking about their love-making after the fact. Sometimes he even likes to make racist and misogynist comments about the fairer sex. We do hear that he’s calmed down recently. Well, except for that troubling little fact that he’s joined the Grateful Dead. So he’d probably just dose the cat and get Mom high. Great.
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