“Wait, he wants me to put the condom on?” Is there even a way to do that sexily? This feels like a trap. Ninth grade health class, don’t fail me now.
“Wow, he really knows what he’s doing—I wonder who taught him that?” Hey, you can’t help but get a little curious when a guy is really amazing with his hands, mouth, or hips. They must have had an ex-girlfriend somewhere along the line who was awesome at giving constructive criticism. We should find her and buy her a drink.
“Is this dude seriously not going to return the favor?” Sure, pleasing your partner is incredibly hot, but it’s usually not an entirelyselfless move. You know the saying, “It’s better to give than to receive?” Well they weren’t talking about blowjobs.
“I bet Jon Hamm would be crazy-hot in bed.” Hey, a fantasy is a fantasy! As long as you don’t accidentally blurt this one out, we’d say there’s no harm done.
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