“OK, that’s definitely a move he saw in porn.” We’re all about experimenting and trying new positions, but there are certain requests or contortions that are so obviously coming from a clip he watched earlier.
“No, no, no don’t finish yet!” It’s just a cruel joke that men are generally able to orgasm more quickly than women. Even with a warm-up, we may not hit the finish line before they do. And why is it always right when you’re getting into an omg-this-feels-amazing groove that the guy is right there. Oh well, there’s always round two.
“Well, actually now this is taking a while and I have stuff to do.” There’s also the flipside to timing issues, when you’re totally satisfied and your partner is the one holding up the show. We know we should be patient—just like we’d want them to be—but come on, we told you not to have that fourth beer.
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