You should never give a woman these 7 compliments if you love yourself

1. Wow! I had no idea you were this smart (Uhhh, so I look stupid?):

What you’re really saying here is that everything else she has said or done was stupid and this is the first time she’s exhibited smartness. So you’ve been secretly calling her dumb and stupid?

2. So you can cook, you don’t look like someone that can cook: What does that even mean. Are you trying to say there’s a sign post on her forehead with the inscription, ‘I can’t cook’?