8. Shirley MacLaine Is A Royal Agent
This one is so screwed up that we don’t even know where to start. Apparently, Shirley MacLaine is thought by some conspiracy theorists to be the head of a group of celebrities who have been injected with royal blood and are preparing Hollywood for an imminent alien invasion. Did you catch all of that? Ancient actress Shirley MacLaine was injected with blood from the Royal Family and she is leading hordes of celebrities in Hollywood. They are tasked with the mission of preparing Tinsel Town (and maybe the greater population) from an impending invasion from extraterrestrials. This is something that would only come out of the mind of someone who is seriously stoned. And drunk. And on some kind of psychedelic drug. Really though, we have no idea why this is a thing, nor why Shirley MacLaine is the one in charge of the whole deal. Because she’s old? That’s a weak argument.
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