11. Naked Couple Found Dead At Base Of Tall Building; Clothes Found On Roof
A couple was found naked at the foot of a building. While this headline may sound like some sort of romantic double suicide, the truth of the matter is these two dubs were apparently banging on top of a roof when they fell off. “Hey baby, I am so turned on, let’s do it right here on the edge of this super-steep roof” are probably the worst last words imaginable, but I bet it went a little something like that.
The two people were found dead at the base of a building but their clothes were on the roof. Two homeless people came across the bodies. You know when homeless people are standing over you and shaking their heads about your bad life decisions that you have made a few very wrong turns somewhere along the way.
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