3. Simon Cowell
Imagine hearing this during the primaries: “You are the worst human being that ever graced this land.” If you like what you hear, you need to get Simon Cowell to put himself in for the election in 2020. At this point in the article, there’s enough people to make our own primaries, and Simon Cowell is the man to add that extra flavor.
Even if Simon Cowell doesn’t want to run, we need him to run, because this country is in dire need of some new talent. He’s the man to go to when you have a sales pitch, or if you believe you truly are talented.
The man judged America’s Got Talent for God sake. If that’s not enough to give him at least a chance to run for the presidency, well then I have less faith in this country than I originally thought. 2020 needs to be the year where we just turn politics into a huge joke, and Simon Cowell can make that happen.
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