12. Christiano Ronaldo (@cristiano)
Real Madrid Forward Cristiano Ronaldo is currently the highest paid athlete on the planet and he won’t let you forget it. While he doesn’t publicly ball-out as much as others on this list, his humble-brag game is impeccable. Ronaldo doesn’t need to hold a stack of 100s to his ear; he’ll just post a video of his son playing pinball in his massive and luxurious game room. “Don’t mind me, just over here cruising in my Lamborghini. Oh, sorry, didn’t see you there!”
There’s no questioning his love of the game as his feed is at least 50% practice and game highlights. His account has it all: soccer p*rn for Real Madrid fans and – well – real fap material for his female followers. The man is in great shape, as witnessed by his workout posts but also his physique, which he shows off regularly. Ronaldo’s got no problem showing off some skin, and proudly displays his modeling portfolio to all of his 82 million + followers.
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