It really does not matter if you’ve already slept together or you’ve only just started talking and dating, a guy asking for n*des is tacky at best and disgusting at worst, from every moral points of view. Sharing intimate photos with someone or not is your own choice, and should be something you choose to Do. However, if you were asked for your nude pictures and you’re a bit lost for words, here’s some help:
1. Text a photo of Michelangelo’s David statue. It’s not your fault he wasn’t specific. N*des are n*des.
2. Text a photo of the Birth of Venus painting. And you should probably apologize for how windy it was that day.
3. Tell him to send you n*des first. But make sure to add that the only nude thing you want sent is a cheese pizza with no toppings.
4. Respond with quotes from Nicolas Cage movies. Put heavy emphasis on quotes from The Wicker Man.
5. Send him GIFs of Frank Underwood from House of Cards. One side-eye from the Kevin Spacey character is guaranteed to shut it down.
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