6. Tease him with, “OK, I’ll send you a pic of my breasts, they’re on the small side, but they’re juicy” and then send a pic of the chicken breasts you bought for dinner. Corny, yes, but they’re technically your breasts.
7. Pretend that you don’t understand what he’s asking for. “N*des? What are n*des? I don’t understand. Oh, like n*de photos? Why would you want those? What would you do with them? I don’t get it.”
8. Text him the famous photo of a naked John Lennon and Yoko Ono. Follow it up with, “Give peace a chance.”
9. Ask him if Cary Grant would ever do such a thing. Remind him what it means to be a gentleman. If he has no idea who Cary Grant is, definitely block him.
10. Throw your phone into the ocean. Good luck trying to get n*des now!
11. Go for a simple “lol.” Continue to use “lol” for all of his follow-up texts.
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