15 things a woman thinks while going down on a man...

Things a woman thinks while going down on a man - Men: you may think you have the easiest equipment to navigate, but women disagree! Even though we might make going down on you look effortless and natural to us, it’s not. More.. 10 most beautiful women in sports (With Photos) 10 Richest female pornstars in the world & their worth (+Photos) Top 20 richest Nigerian actresses and their net worth – See who is #1 (+Pics) The 10 Most evil medical experiments in history of the world – #10 will leave you in the biggest shock of your life! In fact, there are a million things buzzing through our heads. Like this. 1. IS KISSING HIS TUMMY WEIRD? Is kissing the tummy just supposed to happen when a man goes down on a woman, but not the other way around? 2. PLEASE BE GROOMED I don’t need my forehead and cheeks being tickled while I do this. It’s already hard enough not to gag, let alone not to giggle. Navigate using arrows below 3. IS IT TOO INTENSE IF I MAKE EYE CONTACT? Like I’m trying to have some sort of romantic connection before going down on him, or like I’m about to pounce all over his member? 4. IS IT WEIRD IF I AVOID EYE CONTACT? SEE ALSO: 13 untold sex secrets you really need to know!

As if I’m ashamed of what I’m about to do, or disgusted by the guy so I would rather not be reminded who I’m doing this to? 5. DO I START OFF SLOW? Maybe he enjoys some light licking and grazing of the lips before I really delve into it, or maybe he’s wondering why I’m wasting his and my time. 6. DO I START OFF FAST? Maybe it seems like I’m just eager to get this over with if I go in strong from the beginning. SEE ALSO: 10 sex toys with ridiculous ancient origins (Look)

7. I’LL DO THIS ON MY KNEES Oh no, now my knees hurt. I have to try to find subtle, natural times to re-adjust so he isn’t pulled out of the moment thinking I’m in pain. 8. I’LL DO THIS ON MY SIDE Wait…what? What was I thinking! This makes no sense. But man…it is nice to rest for a second. 9. I GET A BETTER ANGLE IF I TURN AROUND But now, with my va-jay-jay in his face he might think I’m prompting him to go down on me at the same time and quite frankly, it’s hard to focus while that’s happening. SEE ALSO: The 8 Dos and Don'ts of sexting - Make sure you see this to stop embarrassing yourself! 10. IS HE GOING TO THE RETURN THE FAVOR? I better not do this for ten minutes to get nothing in return! 11. I HOPE HE DOESN’T RETURN THE FAVOR Actually, having a guy go down on me doesn’t really do it for me. I hope he doesn’t feel obligated to return the favor. 12. WHAT IS HAND AND MOUTH COORDINATION? Seriously, everybody talks about it. I have no idea if I’m doing it right. Do my hand and mouth go up and down at the same time? Does the coordination refer to the pressure I’m applying? 13. WAS THAT A MOAN OF PLEASURE OR PAIN? His moans of pleasure sound exactly like his moans of pain. He could either be hating this or loving this. 14. ARE MY TEETH INVOLVED? SEE ALSO: women who call GOD's name during sex should be jailed?? - You need to see this! I’ve never, ever known when my teeth were or were not touching his member. Nor do I know if a guy wants a little teeth, or hates that altogether. 15. I DON’T WANT TO SWALLOW And I have no idea how common it is that a woman actually does swallow. Maybe he’ll think I’m a prude if I don’t. Maybe he’ll be shocked if I do. But seriously—does anyone actually like that outside of porn? - MadameNoire CLICK HERE to join our BBM Channel for faster updates TOP POSTS YESTERDAY Celebrity Focus: The wealth and expensive lifestyle of Justin Bieber (With Pictures) See features of Air Force One (US President’s aircraft) – You will be amazed!! Top 10 richest tennis players in history of the world (Males and Females) 13 untold sex secrets you really need to know! Unable to upgrade to BlackBerry OS 10.3.1 due to insufficient space: See how to fix OMG!! See the giant snake that was found in Lagos flood (Photo + Video) Actress Eniola Badmus wears bumshots in new pics – See how she looks in it! Celebrities who suffered TRAGEDY in the occult (With Pictures) Top 20 hottest and curvy celebrities in Hollywood (+Photos) Leaked Letter: Saraki writes APC, explains why he moved against the party (READ)