<strong>Lies men tell</strong>: You already know men will do anything to get a woman into bed—especially when she's as awesome as you are. And they're rarely slick about it. That's why we asked you to tweet us the biggest doozies you've heard from dudes in search of a little nooky. Get ready to LOL at these weak lines. <span style="color: #000000;"><strong>More..</strong></span> <ul> <li><span style="color: #0000ff;"><a style="color: #0000ff;" href="http://theinfong.com/2015/07/i-found-an-iphone-on-the-ground-and-what-i-found-in-its-photo-gallery-terrified-me/" target="_blank">I found an iPhone on the ground and what I found in its photo gallery terrified me..</a></span></li> <li><span style="color: #0000ff;"><a style="color: #0000ff;" href="http://theinfong.com/2015/06/most-evil-humans-in-history-of-the-world/" target="_blank">10 most evil humans in history of the world – Their evil deeds will shock you (With Pictures)</a></span></li> <li><span style="color: #0000ff;"><a style="color: #0000ff;" href="http://theinfong.com/2015/04/7-small-habits-that-steals-your-happiness-which-you-need-to-give-up-now/" target="_blank">7 small habits that steals your happiness which you need to give up NOW!</a></span></li> <li><span style="color: #0000ff;"><a style="color: #0000ff;" href="http://theinfong.com/2015/06/most-evil-serial-killers-in-history-of-the-world/" target="_blank">25 most evil serial killers in history of the world – Their evil deeds will shock you (+Photos)</a></span></li> </ul> <strong><img class="gallery-lead--img swap-image horizontal lazy-loaded" src="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa7784aaa4_-_sexy-couple-stairwell-xl.jpg" alt="" width="478" height="269" data-img320="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/480x270/539fa7784aaa4_-_sexy-couple-stairwell-xl.jpg" data-src="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa7784aaa4_-_sexy-couple-stairwell-xl.jpg" data-cut="980" data-img480="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/640x360/539fa7784aaa4_-_sexy-couple-stairwell-xl.jpg" data-img640="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa7784aaa4_-_sexy-couple-stairwell-xl.jpg" data-img768="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa7784aaa4_-_sexy-couple-stairwell-xl.jpg" data-img980="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa7784aaa4_-_sexy-couple-stairwell-xl.jpg" /></strong> "'Come over, I just want to snuggle.'" —Megan C. <img class="gallery-slide--img swap-image lazy-loaded" src="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa778d5511_-_cos-02-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" alt=""'You should take your clothes off. We won't even have sex. I just love the feeling of your skin against mine.'" —Vanessa C. " data-img320="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa778d5511_-_cos-02-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img320-w="375" data-img320-h="500" data-src="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa778d5511_-_cos-02-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-cut="980" data-img480="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa778d5511_-_cos-02-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img480-w="375" data-img480-h="500" data-img640="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa778d5511_-_cos-02-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img640-w="375" data-img640-h="500" data-img768="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa778d5511_-_cos-02-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img768-w="375" data-img768-h="500" data-img980="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa778d5511_-_cos-02-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img980-w="375" data-img980-h="500" /> "'You should take your clothes off. We won't even have sex. I just love the feeling of your skin against mine.'" —Vanessa C. <!--nextpage--> <img class="gallery-slide--img swap-image" src="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa778f144b_-_cos-03-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" alt=""'I hardly ever have sex on a first date.'" —Kelsey H. " data-img320="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa778f144b_-_cos-03-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img320-w="375" data-img320-h="500" data-src="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa778f144b_-_cos-03-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-cut="980" data-img480="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa778f144b_-_cos-03-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img480-w="375" data-img480-h="500" data-img640="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa778f144b_-_cos-03-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img640-w="375" data-img640-h="500" data-img768="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa778f144b_-_cos-03-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img768-w="375" data-img768-h="500" data-img980="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa778f144b_-_cos-03-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img980-w="375" data-img980-h="500" /> "'I hardly ever have sex on a first date.'" —Kelsey H. <strong>Also See: <span style="color: #0000ff;"><a style="color: #0000ff;" href="http://theinfong.com/2015/07/the-top-10-lies-women-tell-men-guys-see-this-now/" target="_blank">The top 10 lies women tell men – Guys, see this now!</a></span></strong> <!--nextpage--> <img class="gallery-slide--img swap-image" src="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa779c5fab_-_cos-04-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" alt=""'It's cold in here, let's get under the covers.'" —Pam S. " data-img320="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa779c5fab_-_cos-04-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img320-w="375" data-img320-h="500" data-src="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa779c5fab_-_cos-04-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-cut="980" data-img480="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa779c5fab_-_cos-04-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img480-w="375" data-img480-h="500" data-img640="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa779c5fab_-_cos-04-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img640-w="375" data-img640-h="500" data-img768="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa779c5fab_-_cos-04-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img768-w="375" data-img768-h="500" data-img980="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa779c5fab_-_cos-04-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img980-w="375" data-img980-h="500" /> "'It's cold in here, let's get under the covers.'" —Pam S. <!--nextpage--> <img class="gallery-slide--img swap-image" src="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77a0b250_-_cos-05-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" alt=""'You're beautiful and it would be an honor to get to sleep with you.'" —Miranda C. " data-img320="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77a0b250_-_cos-05-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img320-w="375" data-img320-h="500" data-src="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77a0b250_-_cos-05-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-cut="980" data-img480="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77a0b250_-_cos-05-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img480-w="375" data-img480-h="500" data-img640="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77a0b250_-_cos-05-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img640-w="375" data-img640-h="500" data-img768="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77a0b250_-_cos-05-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img768-w="375" data-img768-h="500" data-img980="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77a0b250_-_cos-05-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img980-w="375" data-img980-h="500" /> "'You're beautiful and it would be an honor to get to sleep with you.'" —Miranda C. <!--nextpage--> <img class="gallery-slide--img swap-image" src="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77ab7bfd_-_cos-06-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" alt=""'I wont tell if you won't.'" —Jen B. " data-img320="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77ab7bfd_-_cos-06-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img320-w="375" data-img320-h="500" data-src="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77ab7bfd_-_cos-06-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-cut="980" data-img480="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77ab7bfd_-_cos-06-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img480-w="375" data-img480-h="500" data-img640="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77ab7bfd_-_cos-06-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img640-w="375" data-img640-h="500" data-img768="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77ab7bfd_-_cos-06-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img768-w="375" data-img768-h="500" data-img980="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77ab7bfd_-_cos-06-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img980-w="375" data-img980-h="500" /> "'I wont tell if you won't.'" —Jen B. <!--nextpage--> <img class="gallery-slide--img swap-image" src="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77b77ae2_-_cos-07-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" alt=""'I just want to take a nice bubble bath with you - nothing else!'" —Krystal " data-img320="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77b77ae2_-_cos-07-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img320-w="375" data-img320-h="500" data-src="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77b77ae2_-_cos-07-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-cut="980" data-img480="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77b77ae2_-_cos-07-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img480-w="375" data-img480-h="500" data-img640="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77b77ae2_-_cos-07-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img640-w="375" data-img640-h="500" data-img768="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77b77ae2_-_cos-07-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img768-w="375" data-img768-h="500" data-img980="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77b77ae2_-_cos-07-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img980-w="375" data-img980-h="500" /> "'I just want to take a nice bubble bath with you - nothing else!'" —Krystal <!--nextpage--> <img class="gallery-slide--img swap-image" src="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77c8e33d_-_cos-08-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" alt=""'Want to come meet my dog?' At 3 a.m. LMAO." —Kathryn G. " data-img320="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77c8e33d_-_cos-08-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img320-w="375" data-img320-h="500" data-src="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77c8e33d_-_cos-08-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-cut="980" data-img480="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77c8e33d_-_cos-08-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img480-w="375" data-img480-h="500" data-img640="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77c8e33d_-_cos-08-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img640-w="375" data-img640-h="500" data-img768="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77c8e33d_-_cos-08-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img768-w="375" data-img768-h="500" data-img980="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77c8e33d_-_cos-08-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img980-w="375" data-img980-h="500" /> "'Want to come meet my dog?' At 3 a.m. LMAO." —Kathryn G. <!--nextpage--> <img class="gallery-slide--img swap-image" src="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77d2f5be_-_cos-09-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" alt=""'Just let me put the tip in!'" —Jen B. " data-img320="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77d2f5be_-_cos-09-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img320-w="375" data-img320-h="500" data-src="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77d2f5be_-_cos-09-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-cut="980" data-img480="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77d2f5be_-_cos-09-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img480-w="375" data-img480-h="500" data-img640="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77d2f5be_-_cos-09-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img640-w="375" data-img640-h="500" data-img768="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77d2f5be_-_cos-09-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img768-w="375" data-img768-h="500" data-img980="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77d2f5be_-_cos-09-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img980-w="375" data-img980-h="500" /> "'Just let me put the tip in!'" —Jen B. <!--nextpage--> <img class="gallery-slide--img swap-image" src="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77e0c751_-_cos-10-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" alt=""'I have a cop uniform in my room... want to see?' I love men in uniform, so needless to say I fell for it." —Maddy C. " data-img320="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77e0c751_-_cos-10-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img320-w="375" data-img320-h="500" data-src="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77e0c751_-_cos-10-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-cut="980" data-img480="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77e0c751_-_cos-10-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img480-w="375" data-img480-h="500" data-img640="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77e0c751_-_cos-10-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img640-w="375" data-img640-h="500" data-img768="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77e0c751_-_cos-10-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img768-w="375" data-img768-h="500" data-img980="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77e0c751_-_cos-10-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img980-w="375" data-img980-h="500" /> "'I have a cop uniform in my room... want to see?' I love men in uniform, so needless to say I fell for it." —Maddy C. <!--nextpage--> <img class="gallery-slide--img swap-image" src="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77eb312a_-_cos-11-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" alt=""'You don't have to return the favor...'" —Drew B. " data-img320="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77eb312a_-_cos-11-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img320-w="375" data-img320-h="500" data-src="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77eb312a_-_cos-11-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-cut="980" data-img480="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77eb312a_-_cos-11-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img480-w="375" data-img480-h="500" data-img640="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77eb312a_-_cos-11-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img640-w="375" data-img640-h="500" data-img768="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77eb312a_-_cos-11-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img768-w="375" data-img768-h="500" data-img980="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77eb312a_-_cos-11-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img980-w="375" data-img980-h="500" /> "'You don't have to return the favor...'" —Drew B. <!--nextpage--> <img class="gallery-slide--img swap-image" src="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77f5eeb1_-_cos-12-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" alt=""'Wanna go watch tv in your room?'" —Melanie D. " data-img320="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77f5eeb1_-_cos-12-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img320-w="375" data-img320-h="500" data-src="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77f5eeb1_-_cos-12-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-cut="980" data-img480="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77f5eeb1_-_cos-12-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img480-w="375" data-img480-h="500" data-img640="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77f5eeb1_-_cos-12-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img640-w="375" data-img640-h="500" data-img768="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77f5eeb1_-_cos-12-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img768-w="375" data-img768-h="500" data-img980="http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fa77f5eeb1_-_cos-12-lies-before-sex-lgn.jpg" data-img980-w="375" data-img980-h="500" /> "'Wanna go watch tv in your room?'" —Melanie D. -cosmopolitan
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