3. You blacked out during a sexual miracle (I)
They’ll go, “One more, just one more man!” You’ll say, “Okay, fine…” because you’re not one to let your boys down. In that moment you take a fatal tequila shot that will dislodge your mental tape recorder. “Where am I?” You think to yourself as you look around frantically with the morning sun slapping you. “Am I in a girl’s bed?” Yes, you are. She walks out of the bathroom all dolled up for her day job at hooters and greets you with a shy kiss on the cheek. You just have to ask, “Did we, uh, you know?” “Yes, yes we did.” She’ll smile and walk out of your life. For the rest of your days, you know it happened, but since you have no recollection of it… did it? If a miracle falls in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes, they do. It sounds like a man crying internally.
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