7. A Stripper
How your girlfriend views her:
She’s relatively harmless. Most women know that strippers are just a fantasy for men. Plus, a girlfriend knows that men with a neck the size of a Christmas ham will fold a patron in half if he tries to touch one of the girls. But the problem is that girlfriends know that the stripper’s whole purpose is to get her boyfriend to believe she wants to have sex. The threat is just always there.
Why she’s the worst:
It’s expensive. In 99.99% of the cases, strippers want money if they’re going to sleep with someone. Just think about it. If it costs at least $20 for a lap dance, imagine what actually sleeping with her will cost. For men with slush funds their girlfriend is unaware of, they can pull it off. For the majority, explaining why the bank account is negative $3,000 is difficult to explain.
Celebrity cautionary tale: Josh Duggar
Strippers aren’t exactly shy. Just ask Josh Duggar. Duggar paid Danica Dillon $1,500 for a night of sex one evening, but the worst part is that he stiffed her (no pun intended) $500 bucks afterward. The fallout was so bad that the only way Duggar gets out of this is if he goes all Nicolas Cage in Face/Off and just gets some other dude’s face right on his.
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