10 Reasons Shouldn’t to date a girl from the bar..

7. Odd

Here’s a question: why exactly is she single, anyway? Something’s wrong. She looks great, doesn’t get too drunk, and has money, so why is she desperate enough to be bar trolling? She might have the most irritating voice on the planet, as screechy as brakes on a school bus. Or her laugh sounds like a walrus. Maybe she’s a racist or homophobic, has 200 cats, eats paper, or belongs to a cult. Maybe her family kisses each other like the Vogelchecks on SNL, or Angie Jolie and her bro in 2000. Maybe you come from an odd family too and this hurdle can be met with success. Or maybe not.