4. Kelly Slater / Surfer
American surfer Kelly Slater has won the championship of the World Surf League a record eleven times, including five that he won consecutively from 1994 to 1998. Perhaps even more impressively, he is both the youngest (at 20 years old) and the oldest (at 39 years old) to take home the title. However, even Slater has fallen victim to the occasional unpredictability of poop. In fact, he’s openly admitted to having gone “No. 2” in the ocean. In his words, “The secret . . . is being down current from everybody. You don’t want to go up current at your friends. That’s rude.” Well at least he’s considerate enough not to direct a brown floater towards his competitors, right?
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