11. Call Me Later
For some reason women believe if they steal something and they hide it in their vagina no one will go check. They don’t know the police all that well. That comes into play in the case of a woman who attempted to steal a cell phone. She shoves the cell phone into her vagina the same way you shove a cellphone into the pocket of your jeans. This one gets even funnier because the woman was face to face with the police and after an initial body search they found nothing. But the person who the woman stole the phone from gave the police the phone number and when the latter dialed, the ringtone was set off. Talk about making your vagina sing! This woman had Beyonce blasting and the next thing she knew the cuffs were slammed on her wrists. The lesson is, if you steal a cell phone put it on silent before you shove it into your vagina. Write that down.
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