10. Porker
There’s no real etiquette for stuffing a pork loin into your privates. Although it sounds like the punchline for a great joke, this one is all true. This confirmation came from a woman in her early 20s who states that she had an insatiable libido. She wasn’t a big fan of toys and she didn’t have money for the best pleasure items, so she went with the raw meat to satisfy her cravings. She triple-wrapped the pork loin and went to town. I guess this was the female version of “beating the meat.”
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