8. Chicken Cutlets
A long-time method that women have used to successfully give themselves a bit of a cleavage boost has been the chicken cutlet. Giving women a more natural appearance than say stuffing their top with tissue, these little guys tuck neatly into any bra or bathing suit. The only downfall to these guys is that the likeliness of the cutlet falling out causing lifelong embarrassment is like 50/50. And in the ocean or pool it drastically increases to 90%. These are real statistics. There’s nothing more embarrassing than sitting in a hot tub with a group of people when a chicken cutlet insert floats to the surface. Trust me, I would know. Luckily in these moments, the men are always clueless.
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