8 Easy ways to turn your Bedroom into a Love-Sex Den

2. Pets need to know their place.

We’re cat people and our cats have some sort of radar that screams, “Their pants are off! NOW IS THE TIME TO GO JUMP ON THEM!” One of the cats likes to just stare at us while we’re doing the dirty. The other one likes to crawl right up on top and see what’s going on.

Nope. If pants are going down, the cats are staying out.