4 Problems only a bl0wjob can solve

2. The Death Of A Pet

The greatest tragedy of being a pet owner is knowing that you will outlive your adorable and devoted companion. Pets are a huge part of our lives. When they die, the loss is devastating.

But it’s important that we move on, that’s what they would want. With the amount of time dogs spend trying to get their noses into various crotches, you know they’d be in full support of a blowjob to mourn their passing.