4 Problems only a bl0wjob can solve

3. Somebody Ate The Last Slice Of Pizza

Nothing rivals the feeling of emptiness that strikes us when we open a box of pizza expecting to grab a gooey slice and find it empty. It’s a sadness that haunts us for weeks after the fact. When it happens to a lover, there is nothing we want so desperately as to heal that ache.

Heal it with head.

If you were the one who ate the last slice, maybe try to put your finger up his butt. He’s earned it.