4. Man Fights Bear
A man at the Warsaw Zoo entered a bear enclosure and got in a fight with a female bear named Sabina. According to The Guardian “In one photo he had his right palm in the bear’s mouth. From other photos it appears the bear, a female named Sabina, tried to bite his arm and that the man hit the bear. It is not clear which happened first. However, the tabloid Fakt, citing witnesses, reported on Wednesday that it was the man who first attacked Sabina, hitting the 200kg (440lb) bear with his fists: “He survived only thanks to a miracle.” For all of you kids at home that might not be aware of this, getting in a fight with a bear is really incredibly dumb, not quite so dumb as trying to beat a lion with Kung Fu, but dumb nonetheless.
3. Trick Or Tiger
Here is another genius on parade. According to CNN, a woman was bitten on Halloween in 2015 at a Nebraska Zoo. Jacqueline Eide, 33, apparently evaded security to sneak into Omaha’s Henry Doorly Zoo on Halloween night. “Eide had made an unauthorized entry into the Zoo to pet a tiger. When she reached into the cage, she was bitten, causing severe trauma to her hand,” police said. So basically a drunk chick on Halloween stuck her hand in a tiger cage to pet it. If you have not been paying attention to this article, this is a really dumb thing to do. If you have been paying attention, it is still a dumb thing to do. Let us recap- don’t stick your hand in a tiger cage.
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