6. “What the f*ck is vajazzling and why are there rhinestones on me?”
Okay, here is a serious question: Why are you putting f*cking GEMSTONES on your vagina and pubic region? Do you think you’ll transform into a sexy model or a Real Housewife? Maybe you’re just trying to play Pretty, Pretty Princess with your genitalia? No. You’re making yourself into an art project from hell. You aren’t a princess; you’re just really, really weird.
Your vagina doesn’t want you to end up like women who tried DIY Vajazzling and cut off parts they didn’t mean to. Don’t believe me? Have fun going to the emergency room with your labia missing. And if you don’t remember to clean the gemstone-area properly, you’re also exposing yourself to infections.
Plus, do you honestly think a guy wants to have sex with a vagina that’s covered in glitter and gems? This isn’t a 6-year-old’s bedroom, nor is it an art class. We get that you might think vajazzling is “cute” or “relaxing,” but seriously, WTF? I’m pretty sure normal women don’t do that. Buy a princess crown or make an inspiration board with glitter glue.
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