5. When They Pretended They Were Normal
With Donald Trump not exactly short of cash, it was likely that the Trump children would follow in his footsteps. Claiming that they were “spoiled the right way” (whatever that means), Donald Jr. stated, “we were spoiled with great experiences, great surroundings, and incredible environments that really allowed us to see other incredible people and really try to emulate that.”
I wonder if Mike Pence was one of those incredible people? Adding to their idealistic childhood, Ivanka claimed, “It wasn’t the most traditional childhood in certain aspects, we were surrounded by great privilege and we had amazing opportunity”. And what of little Barron? Well, apart from having a whole penthouse to himself at Trump Towers, Barron is basically the same as every other ten-year-old in the world, obviously. Speaking of his children, Trump gushed, “I’m very proud, because Don and Eric and Ivanka and, you know [Tiffany], to a lesser extent ’cause she just got out of school, out of college”. Poor Tiffany. That girl just can’t catch a break.
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