Ladies, 10 valid reasons you should NEVER date a man with big penis – You should see this!

Reasons you should NEVER date a man with big penis –  Trouser snake. One-eyed monster. 100 per cent all-beef thermometer. Pink tractor beam. Tent pole. Purple-headed soldier man. Men. You may be under the impression that, when it comes to your penis, bigger is better.

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This is a lie spread by porn, probably because it’s just easier to see bigger ones on screen.

But in actual fact, as most ladies know, dating someone with an anaconda truly worthy of the name is actually a hindrance.

Here’s why.

1. Normal condoms don’t fit

Which you’d think might make everyone smug.

In fact, it results in sex being delayed for at least a week while you try to track down a specialist supplier who, naturally, charges triple the price for XXLs.

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