14 things singles don’t want to hear from married people

3. You’re not picky enough;

That last guy, yeah, he may have been a little hazy, and a little slow after 4:20.

So what if I’ve misplaced a few pair of pants, a pillow and half my garden hose since he left? Damn he was good in bed.
4. Do you sleep around? Maybe you put out a bad name for yourself;

I’m unsure these days what constitutes the s-l-u-t stamp, but with fingers slowly becoming toes in the tally count, I doubt I’m the only one with a few regrets.
5. You don’t go out enough.

Netflix. Need I say more?