14 things singles don’t want to hear from married people

6. You’re looking in the wrong places;

Tossing up the next location for dinner with a friend? Concerned you might be selecting a nice, cozy venue with private booths and delicious meals?

Well, there is a rather salaciously decorated nightclub a few hundred yards down the road, and my sexy-sense is telling me I won’t have any luck there, either.

Oh, and Tinder sucks.

7. You have bitchy resting face;

I call it people watching, you call it BRF. Potato, po-tat-o.