8 signs a guy suffers from small pen*s syndrome (SPS) – See this now!

6. He’s dramatic

Men with small penises usually house lots of pent-up frustration (due to the fact that they have small penises), and get annoyed by any and everything. A man that has more drama than an episode of The OC can easily be diagnosed with small penis syndrome. If a man is constantly having drama with his friends, or bitching to you about the stresses of his everyday life (I know, babe, playing X-Box and going to class is super stressful…) then he is more than likely a victim of an undergrown penis. A stable man with a good penis doesn’t have to worry about the petty drama that life brings; after all, he has a great penis, damnit! (We all know that’s what the male psyche boils down to.)