7. Wacky Wallabies
In 2009, just like in the M. Night Shyamalan movie, opium farmers began to find crop circles in their fields. Investigation found that wallabies, kangaroo-like marsupials, had gotten into the crop. Every time they they ate their fill and got wasted, all they could do was hop around in circles before passing out.
Farmers also found that sheep and deer that ate poppies were “acting weird”. Of course, they just chewed the base material for heroin! This had been going on for years, with the farmers reporting that the wallabies stopped eating when they were high enough.
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