7. Having Bad Hygiene
When a girl tells you she likes your “dirty mouth”, she probably doesn’t mean she’s charmed by your halitosis. And when she playfully tells you that you’re a “nasty, naughty boy”, she’s probably not referring to the fact that you haven’t showered in three or four days. The bottom line is that hygiene is sexy. If your armpits smell like garbage and your unshaven face is giving her rug burn on her chin, she’s probably never going to come to a thumping climax. Now we’re aware that there is a whole discourse of “pheromones” and “man stank” being the fuel of sexual attraction, but pheromones =/= body odour. While she might want to get it on after your sweat it up in the gym, she might not feel the same three days later when the milk on the counter has turned, so to speak. Clean up to get it on.
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