11. “Mirror, Mirror On The Wall”
Women look into a mirror and see…their flaws. Every millimeter of cellulite becomes amplified. Every fine line becomes a Grand Canyon. Men look into a mirror and see a guy that looks like a cross between Channing Tatum and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
It’s hard to say when this delusion begins but most likely it’s sometime during puberty. If only women could see the other 99.8% of their features instead of that slight muffin-top when you bend your waist at an 80 degree angle. Why are women so hard on themselves?! How awesome would it be for a woman to look in the mirror and go ‘Holy sh*t! I look amazing! Look at that non-existent thigh gap!’.
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