9. “I’ll Be Ready In 2 Minutes!”
Two minutes in a woman’s world is the equivalent to about 20 minutes in a man’s world unless that man is watching a football game or at a bar. If they are watching a game or at a bar then the time equivalency is exactly the same.
If a woman is putting on makeup and her patiently waiting husband calls up to her and asks how long she will be, she will look in the mirror and see that everything is ready…ooh..except for that eyeliner..just a little more on the right eye. She will yell down “I’ll be ready in 2 minutes!” However, she ends up putting a little too much liner on the right eye and then has to adjust the left eye. She then sees herself looking like a raccoon and decides to just redo them both. At this point 20 minutes has passed and she is almost ready.
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