3. The Best Friend Test
A dog is man’s best friend. According to Marilyn Monroe, the former emperor of women, who took too many drugs and died in her thirties, diamonds hold that honor for females. This is a paraphrase of something I saw years ago that may or may not have been a viral Facebook status, but a diamond is simply a rock that costs a ridiculous amount of money because people say so.
A dog serves many purposes. He’ll protect your home and family, help with the hunt, if that’s your thing, and even if your home is secured, and your food is already on the table, if you’ve had a rough day, he’ll pick up on that and cheer you up. If we judge a person by the company they keep, men win this one.
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