11 INSANE differences between dating in the 90s and dating today..

Differences between dating in the 90s and dating today - Seriously. It's a new world out there. Remember dating in the 1990s? If you weren't born yet or didn't have the privilege of dating in that spectacular decade, here are some major differences between dating now versus then. More..

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