3. She Could Flatten A Beer Can
I had this teacher in high school, an old fat lady with gigantic breasts. She was super short, like 4’11”, and when she’d sit at her desk, she’d rest her bosom upon it. It wasn’t such a conscious thing, and perhaps it only that the desk literally started right at the bottom of her boobs, but it really gave the illusion of her using it as a resting place. Either way, I always wondered what would happen if I were to, at the last minute, toss a can under her oncoming boob. If it were steadied, would she flatten it? You have to press pretty hard for a can to be crushed against your forehead (they are made for stacking, after all…), but her boobs were PRETTY big, leading me to believe that if she could not flatten it to a perfect disk, she could at least do some dangerous structural damage to the vessel.
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