12. Cover ‘Em Up!
As a man, you know the bewitching power that a bountiful bosom can have. If the bosom-holder happens to be your girlfriend, you don’t particularly want every single dude you pass to be like: “I WILL HEED YOUR EVERY COMMAND”. You find her positively charming, but you’re cool with her being invisible to literally everyone else. But since these aren’t the dark ages, you can’t expect your gf to stay covered up just because it makes you jealous. That being said you can, and WILL, think it. Maybe if you’re really neanderthalic you will try to get her to bend to your will, but that’s your business and not ours.
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