9. I Want To Motorboat Them
Moving away from grimmer topics, let’s admit that any man who has a girlfriend with large breasts inevitably thinks to himself that he’d like to motorboat them. For those of you who haven’t seen Wedding Crashers, motorboating is when a person puts his (or her) face between two breasts and shakes his (or her) head vigorously while making the sound of a revving engine. This is supposed to create an engulfing breast-enjoyment-experience that activates all 5 senses (it would be sort of like the man version of a woman wanting to nestle into her man’s armpit when he’s all showered and Old-Spiced up).
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