7 Reasons crazy b*tches make the BEST wives..

Reasons crazy b*tches make the BEST wives – Because crazy b*tches are crazy fun. Call me crazy. No, for real; I don’t mind. Call me THAT crazy b*tch. Call me bat sh*t crazy. I take it as a compliment. Crazy women get such bad raps nowadays. Any woman who shows just a smidge of personality, passion or pizzazz gets categorized as crazy. It’s a shame. Crazy women are so much fun. They’re the life of the party. They love and live out loud.

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I suppose I’ve always been the “crazy” girl in all of my relationships. I have opinions that I share passionately. If I love you, I really f*cking love you. But I’ll totally check you if you need a good checkin’, ya heard me?

Am I “slit tires” crazy? No. Have I ran over an ex-boyfriend’s foot with my car once? Maybe. It was an accident, and like a half-second. He barely felt it. He was cheating on me. Pah-lease. Yes, I went a little Elin Nordegren.

So, whatever, call me crazy. My husband does. That’s because I tell it like it is and I don’t put up with anyone’s bullsh*t.

There’s no way my husband could be married to someone as grounded (read: boring) as him. My husband and I are the epitome of “opposites attract.” We’re dualities dukin’ it out in the boxing ring of life and love. We’re opposing forces, always competing against each other and complimenting each other.

But as “crazy” as my man claims I am, he knows he married the right kind of woman. Here are seven reasons crazy b*tches make the best wives.

1. She’s real and owns who she is.

She dreams big without fear. She exposes herself fully with all of her certainties and vulnerabilities. Being bold is an admirable and rare quality. If you’re lucky enough to bond with a bold babe, hold on for dear life. Literally, it’s a ride.