7 Reasons crazy b*tches make the BEST wives..

4. She’s a freak in the sheets.

And don’t think I’m going follow it up with “but a lady in the streets,” because I hate that f*cking line. Crazy women don’t worry about trying to be ladies in public. Anyway, the synonym for crazy is freak. As in, freaky. Like, get your freak on with your fantastically freaktastic wife. Sexcapades and adventures galore! Hanging from the chandeliers sex anyone? BOOM. Get yourself a crazy wife.